that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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