I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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