I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
