I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize