this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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