So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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