Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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