Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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