Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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