I cut my penus on the lid.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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