she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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