Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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