when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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