did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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