Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Randomize
