Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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