I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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