What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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