why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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