By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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