And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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