8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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