i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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