school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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