just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
