belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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