I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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