I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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