i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
home. puking in laundry basket.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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