He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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