dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
This baby is an asshole
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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