Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Randomize
