I want to stick my p in your. b.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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