No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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