i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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