we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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