fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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