But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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