Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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