girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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