And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Mom said you looked used
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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