We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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