it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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