She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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