im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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