I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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