Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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