i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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