): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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