dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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