She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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