Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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