I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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