Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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