I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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