Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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