apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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