I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
